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Ok, once the was a man, a man in some speedos looking mighty sexy, yes yes. So after a while the man decided to go outside. Suddenly, after taking his first step out of the house, he took a second step. His second step was sometime after his first, hence it was his second step. See, you cant have a second step without a first step, but you could have a first step without a second step, in fact there is no second step after the first step until the second step happens, so for a short time there is no second step. Maybe in some alternate universe I was a woman, but that is neither here nor there, even in sexy underwear. Oh right, the speedos, i mean story.

Ahem...So he took his second step out, which was after the first step, and then he took a third step, then a fourth, a fifth, then somehow he took a seventh step without taking a sixth step.....wait, this cant be right,

Hmmmm.......

Let me just erase that.....
Ok, now lets fill it in.....k.....done.

Another Ahem....let me read it....then a then he took a third step, then a fourth, a fifth, then a sixth step, then a seventh step.

so anyways he went out and was ran over by a cow

the end.

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what?
I said the end......go away.......
huh?

its not over? what do you mean?.........I am not reading anymore of this stupid story......FINE!

ok, so he didnt die, and there was no cow. He walked outside and found a horse. The horse was his and he ate it.

After eating his horse he went to the stables and complained that his horse was under cooked. Now this was true as the horse was not even cooked. However his complaints didnt matter as he was complaining to a sheep. All the sheep had to say was not pleasant, well not pleasant to me because I am terrified by the sounds of sheep.

So lets see, he complained to the sheep, and walked to the store. At the store there was a naked woman....well, actually she wasnt naked...and wasnt a woman....or person. Ok at the store there was a bag of carrots. The bag of carrots were not at all interesting, so why am I talking about them?

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE STUPID CARROTS!.....I DONT CARE IF THEY ARE IN A BAG!...........what?...........THEY HAVE THEIR OWN STORY?!!!..........HOW THE HELL DOES A BAG OF CARROTS HAVE ITS OWN INDIVIDUAL STORY?

Ugh...ok, so the carrots are named Mike, Rick, and Carrot3. The carrots came from a farm not too far from the store....

the carrots were planet as seeds, and the seeds were planet by a farmer...that farmer has absolutely nothing to do with the story, but he is like the main protagonist in not this story, or any story...in fact the farmer never existed, nor did the seeds or the carrots....in fact none of this stuff ever happened.

So let me tell you a different story....once upon a time I decided to end this post...the end.